MANGLISH RULES!!! 2

On today's daily life tips: No manglish in English paper or you fail. Serious.

On the courtesy of Rhonwyn's explanation of invalid English responses to some a situation of the Malaysians,i would like to add in some missing other responses of Malaysians.

1. Situation: When someone cuts queue.
Polite: Excuse me, you are supposed to line up behind there.
Impolite: Oiii!! Why cut queue?!?!
Rude: *%#@ you!! Nak cari pasal!?!?

2. Situation: Excusing out of class.
Polite: Teacher, may i go out/to the toilet?
Impolite: Teacher, i go out/toilet ar??
Rude: Teacher, out/toilet.

3. Situation: Debating with someone.
Polite: Do you have a problem with me?
Rude: (holding other debater's collar and showing fist) Want to ta kau(fight in Cantonese)!?!!?

4. Situation: An accident of items changing hands.
Polite: I'm sorry, i think that is my bag.
Impolite: That one my bag lar!!! Why take mine,hai yoh!!
Rude: Dunno how to see one ar!?!? Your bag here!!! Must be buta already...

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