On today's daily life tips: No manglish in English paper or you fail. Serious.
On the courtesy of Rhonwyn's explanation of invalid English responses to some a situation of the Malaysians,i would like to add in some missing other responses of Malaysians.
1. Situation: When someone cuts queue.
Polite: Excuse me, you are supposed to line up behind there.
Impolite: Oiii!! Why cut queue?!?!
Rude: *%#@ you!! Nak cari pasal!?!?
2. Situation: Excusing out of class.
Polite: Teacher, may i go out/to the toilet?
Impolite: Teacher, i go out/toilet ar??
Rude: Teacher, out/toilet.
3. Situation: Debating with someone.
Polite: Do you have a problem with me?
Rude: (holding other debater's collar and showing fist) Want to ta kau(fight in Cantonese)!?!!?
4. Situation: An accident of items changing hands.
Polite: I'm sorry, i think that is my bag.
Impolite: That one my bag lar!!! Why take mine,hai yoh!!
Rude: Dunno how to see one ar!?!? Your bag here!!! Must be buta already...
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Sunday, March 9, 2008
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Ungrateful Grades....
Today's LESSON OF THE DAY is: Never ask for your grades before the holidays. You'll regret doing so.
P.S:Hi my dear readers!!! It's been a long time since i blogged here,so sorry to keep you waiting. Now let's continue down my road....
Today's Thursday, the last day of exam and school for the school break. Moral and Sivik are quite easy to my class, so many just enjoyed the time. But to me, it feels like the world turned upside down this very day.
This morning, many were more busy chatting with their friends rather than study for Moral and Sivik. I mean, Moral is about your manners, who doesn't know that? So we actually enjoy throughout the exam time. But after recess, the world came crashing down on me. At first, our Malay teacher wanted to announce student's who got A for BM only. First up, Chai Vickie. She nearly jumped out from her seat with joy. Next, Heu Wen Sze. No response for her. After that, Eugene. What? ME?? I merely just said "YES!!!" and punching my fist in the air. You got it, Danny Ng Yeek Tat. A smile on his face. Puan Zakiah called for Tam Xin Yan, and she smiled along. And to my guess, Manpreet Kuar got too. She hi-fived Xin Yan who was sitting beside her. Last not to be expected, Wan Muhammad Daniel. WHAT?!!? The whole class gasped. WAN MUHAMMAD DANIEL??? Not good at studying actually got and A?!?!? Is that possible?? He leaped out from his seat with joy while we were staring at Puan Zakiah.
We were busy discussing about the possibility that he could have cheated and some who were expecting an A but didn't get it were busy joining us with their complains. So much for Sarah,Yin Qin and Michelle. But that's not the end of today's surprises.
At the end of class, our science teacher,Puan Suhaila wanted to tell our marks for Science paper. Or rather we were asking for it. But it was a shock. The smarter one's got 78-84% while as the not as smart one's got 90%. In fact, 3 students got 90%. Another shock for Xin Yan and there goes Yin Qin,Michelle and Sarah again. Well, what a day. Many won't have the mood relaxing this holiday, so much for our ungrateful grades.
This morning, many were more busy chatting with their friends rather than study for Moral and Sivik. I mean, Moral is about your manners, who doesn't know that? So we actually enjoy throughout the exam time. But after recess, the world came crashing down on me. At first, our Malay teacher wanted to announce student's who got A for BM only. First up, Chai Vickie. She nearly jumped out from her seat with joy. Next, Heu Wen Sze. No response for her. After that, Eugene. What? ME?? I merely just said "YES!!!" and punching my fist in the air. You got it, Danny Ng Yeek Tat. A smile on his face. Puan Zakiah called for Tam Xin Yan, and she smiled along. And to my guess, Manpreet Kuar got too. She hi-fived Xin Yan who was sitting beside her. Last not to be expected, Wan Muhammad Daniel. WHAT?!!? The whole class gasped. WAN MUHAMMAD DANIEL??? Not good at studying actually got and A?!?!? Is that possible?? He leaped out from his seat with joy while we were staring at Puan Zakiah.
We were busy discussing about the possibility that he could have cheated and some who were expecting an A but didn't get it were busy joining us with their complains. So much for Sarah,Yin Qin and Michelle. But that's not the end of today's surprises.
At the end of class, our science teacher,Puan Suhaila wanted to tell our marks for Science paper. Or rather we were asking for it. But it was a shock. The smarter one's got 78-84% while as the not as smart one's got 90%. In fact, 3 students got 90%. Another shock for Xin Yan and there goes Yin Qin,Michelle and Sarah again. Well, what a day. Many won't have the mood relaxing this holiday, so much for our ungrateful grades.
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